When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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