dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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