whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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