jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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