oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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