He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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