Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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