I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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