i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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