his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Vodka?
Forever.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Randomize
