Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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