i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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