I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
