I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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