No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have aggressive nipples.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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