Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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