is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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