Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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