why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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