idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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