There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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