But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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