Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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