and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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