everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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