hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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