Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
