My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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