Got a toothbrush?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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