No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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