I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
it was like eating out sand paper
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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