i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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