Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
