dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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