I faked an abortion last night.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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