I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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