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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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