They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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