am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
