Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
there is puke in my bra ... again
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Randomize
