you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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