Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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