OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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