oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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