fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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