They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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