Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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