I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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