I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Still dying that you shit outside
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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