Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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