it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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