I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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