HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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