brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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