you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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