he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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