I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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